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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Why do so many men on the internet try to compete with women, or try to "humble" and bash them? There's so many videos across my tiktok and YouTube of men claiming how they're wanting to get back at women and put them in thier place.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Is Tinder the best dating app?

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Delta Force selection is originally based on SAS selection, so why is there no brutal jungle phase for Delta Force? It seems like it's based only on the Brecon Beacons section.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

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Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can you tell me a depressing story?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

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